My TV died about 6 weeks ago. So, I spent 6 weeks whining about the state of television purchasing in America today. My TV was 25 years old, so I was not up to speed on flat screen TVs. I was incensed that I do not have a choice in buying a television, I had to get a flat screen or nothing. OK, the flat screen is nice, but it costs 3x what a tube TV costs. Meanwhile, I discovered how much more I accomplished without that TV. I never thought I watched much TV. I had it on while working a lot of time, but I just listened, not watched. Apparently I was kidding myself. Now I know that watching TV with the computer on your lap is fruitless time.
So, in the end, I bought the overpriced flat screen TV. I plugged it in and flicked through the channels. I wandered into channels with numbers higher than I have ever had on a TV before, and found music channels for every genre of music ever written. I had not changed my cable, so how did that happen? And then I noticed that the people on the screen were looking a little shorter and quite squat. When I saw Vanessa Williams looking like she weighs 200 pounds, I clapped my hands and thought it was worth every penny!
Normal Girl
1 comment:
hahaha!!
(you can adjust the screen ratio to help vanessa lose some weight... if you want to)
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