The Missing Fairy Tale

My friend, the Global Genius sent me this today:

''THE WORLD 'S SHORTEST FAIRY TALE!"

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl, "Will you marry me?" The girl said:"NO!" And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping, dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never had to cook, did whatever she wanted, never argued, traveled more, didn't save money, and had all the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched sports, never wore stupid lacy lingerie that went up her butt, had high self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in sweat pants and was pleasant all the time. 

The End.

How did Mother Goose miss this one?

Normal Girl