This week was the end of the year banquet for Women of the Word. We went girlie. Recycling the pink glitter shoes for the centerpieces was fun. We added purses, pink lemonade, a really great speaker, and all of our WOW friends. Since purses were the theme, we did games around purses and we visited this website. http://www.bagborroworsteal.com/
Tuesday, April 29, 2008
Recycling THE Shoes and a New Way to Spend $
This week was the end of the year banquet for Women of the Word. We went girlie. Recycling the pink glitter shoes for the centerpieces was fun. We added purses, pink lemonade, a really great speaker, and all of our WOW friends. Since purses were the theme, we did games around purses and we visited this website. http://www.bagborroworsteal.com/
School is Cool
Human Pin Ball, Guest Post #2
Human Pinball, here - still in Hong Kong, well really I have been to China a few times since my last post - but am back in Hong Kong for one more night before going to China for a week.....but that doesn't matter...does it? Back to the story -
So - when I am in Hong Kong, here is how I feel........FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT.
These people are pocket size - thousands upon thousands of little cutie pie's in babydoll dresses with leggings and converse tennis shoes - and an adorable shag hair cuts. One smaller than the next, one cuter than the next.
It is the only place in the world I am NOT SHORT. I stand out like a blinking NEON sign - because I have "yellow" hair and am considerably larger than any of them. My biggest fear anytime I travel to Asia is that my luggage will be lost and I will have to go to the old lady store that sells shirts with big flower and bird appliques on the front and have a 2" stretch waist band attached. Please don't even get me started about underwear -i would have to wear the bra I arrived in for 3 weeks straight, or have my husband FedEx me one. But that is all off the subject...back to the story....
When in Hong Kong, Taiwan, China or any other Asian Country I feel like the Michelin Man and it is my own fault. I could eat Soy Sauce on chocolate cake. Japanese food is my absolute favorite food in the world- so I eat it and eat it and eat it - all drenched in soy sauce - and then my fingers swell up like little pork sausages. Last night about 3am - I woke up in pain because my rings were tourniquets on my fingers- I yanked them off in my sleep, sat them on the night table and proceeded to dream over and over that I lost my wedding rings. So I decided I would drink diet tea when I am here- and went to the drug store ( just like USA, there is one on every corner) and bought myself some diet tea. The box had NO ENGLISH ON IT but the shelf tag said Slimming Tea. So I figured, why not.
Brought it back to the room and made myself a cup, not too bad of a taste -
didn't loose 10 pounds immediately or wake up with a Scarlet OHara waist line but it didn't kill me. Still yet, I had a plan. My Hong Kong friend was meeting me at a trade show so I would take the instructions to her and ask her to read them to me....and I did...but guess what, I bought Japanese Slimming Tea and the instructions were not in Chinese, they were in Japanese. She said she didn't think it would kill me to drink the stuff - we opened one up, it had flowers and green tea in a little bag- didn't see anything that looked too strange. She thought it would be good to get the oil out of my body.
Yes, I said OIL - they are obsessed with oil in one's body, particularly intestines. The TV has numerous commercials about loosing weight and removing the oil from your body - they show a cartoon like diagram with these pink intestines and little bubbles going through them. I have watched these commercials during numerous business meals because often times the restaurant has private rooms with televisions in them. Everytime I am chewing on a hunk of pork or slurping down a bowl of fried noodles or rice and one of these commercials comes on, I nearly crack up. Then I realized that almost every commercial for medicine or cleaning products has one of these cartoon like images in it always showing some kind of action - bubbles cleaning up mean faced germs and then the floor smiling - happy carton vitamins dancing through a child's cartoon body making their muscles instantly grow.... it makes cleaning products and medicine seem fun. So I thought, I wonder why they don't use these cartoon like images in USA commercials. Then I remembered that most medicine commercials in the USA are for advertising.........enough said - I think I answered my own question.
And how I got from slimming Japanese tea to this topic, is the reason I am called the human pinball....
HPB
Human PinBall, What's the Worst that Can Happen?
Monday, April 28, 2008
Praise in Motion Praising
Normal Girl
Everyone Needs a Tag Line
I found this link someplace, I can't remember where. Hey, I am old. And it made me think that we all should have taglines behind our names and missions and organizations. A tagline or slogan explains us a little bit right off the bat. So, here is what the slogan generator came up with when I used it:
Sunday, April 27, 2008
If You are One of My WOW Teachers, Don't Look...
Friday, April 25, 2008
What Do You Think?
And, nobody has anything to swap for this poor bracelet? http://hwithink.blogspot.com/2008/04/whatcha-got.html
Normal Girl
Thursday, April 24, 2008
What Do These Two Things Have in Common?
What do these two things have in common? A mission trip. My summer mission trip. I am leading a group of women in June to Grace Centers of Hope in Pontiac, Michigan. We will work inside this house, called the Birdhouse, redecorating rooms for the men that live there. Those men are graduates of the program at this rescue mission and are working on getting their lives back together. I will be just like Ty Pennington, without the piles of money, big sponsors, and the bullhorn.
Each team member going on the trip must raise support money to pay for the paint and furniture and stuff we will want to put in the house to make it homey and comfy. I am raising my funds by selling bird jewelry.
You watched as I made the birds and branches and leaves and word charms. Now the jewelry is all together and the sale has begun. All the money I make from the sale will go to the mission trip. You can see all of the jewelry at http://www.divinedesignbirdhouse.blogspot.com/.
Please take a look, read the story, see the jewelry.
Thank you!
Normal Girl
Wednesday, April 23, 2008
Guest Post by the Human Pin Ball
When you are flying 26 hours - don't wear a white shirt and and black sweater. If you take off the sweater, you look like you have been rolling around in a cat bed. BECAUSE not ONE of the stores in the Atlanta airport have a sticky lint roller remover thing...... they have Bare Essentials make up in every style.....suitcases........$10 scarves......a lifetime supply of books, candy, 2 Tylenols in a package for $3.99 and so much more - but no lint roller. So what is a girl to do? Raid the airplane bathroom....and find this....
Desperate times call for desperate measures. That back was STICKY - it did take 2 to get the job done - and guess what it worked great - Martha Stewart has nothing on me............
Human Pin Ball
from Hong Kong
Tuesday, April 22, 2008
What'cha Got?
I am offering the bracelet. Remember it is a piece of Normal Girl history. So, what do you have to offer in swap for it? Tell me your offer in your comment below. I will choose the winning offer on Friday. Winner gets the bracelet. In the last swap, I traded a pair of pink glitter shoes for a book. I was happy! The most expensive trade is not always the most attractive.
Can't wait to hear your offers!
Normal Girl
The Artist
Monday, April 21, 2008
Use By This Date:
Another craft I did in my youth (this is a young person's craft because the older you get, the harder it is to see what you are doing) was cross stitch. I always had a Counted cross stitch project with me. Being from a family with several project oriented, creative people, nobody thought I was weird. In fact, sometimes, they participated. This little cross stitch project I am showing you? My Dad and I went down the street and ripped grapevines off the fence of the cemetary and made these frames. Even today, my Dad can be counted on to pitch in on whatever project I am working on, if asked. I don't have any cross stitch projects left,except this little piece, but my poor Mother does. She is really great at displaying the junk I made throughout mlife. You really can throw some of that stuff away Mom, I won't cry.
Sunday, April 20, 2008
Watch the Birdie!
Yellow orange canaries.....
And shiny red birds sitting on leaves.
Saturday, April 19, 2008
Bead Show and Tell
Normal Girl
Friday, April 18, 2008
A Springtime Story
It reminds me of a story:
Once upon a time in a land far away, four girls were released from the juvenile home where they were never allowed to see the light of day. They heard the story of the brand new Walt Disney World far away in Florida and knew they had to go there. They walked all the way from Michigan to Florida in a snowstorm, uphill all the way. When they arrived, they struggled to think of a way to raise enough money to get into Disney World and buy Mickey Mouse ears with their names embroidered.
While hanging out at a roadside rest area, they heard a man describing a rare and valuable orange tree. This orange tree never has leaves, but it bears oranges in the crooks of the branches, wrapped in masking tape. Only one of these rare trees had ever been spotted in central Florida, but because the treasure found in the oranges is so valuable, orange tree hunters continue to search every inch of the land for one.
Dreaming of finding one of these rare trees, the girls got up from the picnic table and readied themselves to continue walking. Looking up, they noticed a tree without leaves. Could it be? Oranges in the crooks of the branches, held on with masking tape! They picked the oranges, opened them, found tickets to Disney World, and the rest is history.
I don't know any of those girls, it's just a story,
Normal Girl
Thursday, April 17, 2008
Lacquer Charms
Squeeze out a thin coating of lacquer to cover the paper. Let it dry, it won't take too long. Squeeze on another coat, a little thicker. Let it dry. Do this until the dome is full. It might take 3 or four coats.
Oh, and ah, here's one more thing I learned. You can't rush this process. Don't put these in the oven to speed dry. It was bad. The EPA could come arrest you for the noxious fumes. And, don't put it under a lightbulb either. See the bubbles? Just let each coat dry on its own time.
Wednesday, April 16, 2008
Charming
Start with a blank piece of metal. I use sterling silver discs. You can get these little pieces in all sizes and shapes. Go to Beaducation, you can get everything you want here. I can't go there, because I want everything. (hint...for the next time we have a swap) Lisa Niven Kelly is the Queen of hammering. I took a class from her, it was fab.
Put the disc under the screw and turn the screw down until it punches the hole for you. It takes no strength. It is amazing.
These are metal letter stamps. They come in many sizes. I bought these at the Harbor Freight store. They were inexpensive. If you want the nice ones that make really clean impressions and last forever, get some from Lisa.
Get out the letter you want to print, hold it steady on the disc, and pound it with the hammer. Use a heavy hammer, those pink handled things someone put in your Christmas stocking will not be heavy enough to make a decent impression. Spell out whatever name or workd you want on your charm.
Tweet. That will be great with the birdie beads. I also made some chirp. And splat. Not really on the splat although Imaginina said that was her favorite.If you like to see the words better, you can color them. There are fancy jewelry maker kinds of applications, but I just use a Sharpie marker. I like black best, but you know I could not find one anyplace in the house today, so here I used purple. Sometimes I do use colors just for extra fun if the piece calls for it. Color in the letters and let it sit a minute or two. Sing a song. Do ten sit ups.
This is a Sunshine cloth. It is for polishing. Rub it over the surface of your charm and it will polish away the marker on the surface, leaving the color in the indentions.
Wowza. I did a really lousy job of polishing. I should have had my glasses on or something. You do a better job than that or I won't pass you. You get the idea, right? Even though mine is embarrassing? Don't show this to anyone.
Where is Imaginina when I need her?
Normal Girl
Tuesday, April 15, 2008
Time Out for Scholastics
Normal Girl
Monday, April 14, 2008
All the Breaks
Sunday, April 13, 2008
Fresh from the Kiln
Saturday, April 12, 2008
Message to Lurkers
I know you are there, you know who you are. Here is what I think. One of the points of a blog is to create community. That can't happen if you only lurk. Come out of hiding. Leave comments. Please? I would like to get to know the people reading my posts. Looking forward to seeing you here!
Normal Girl