Dear Ms. Diaz,
You have been on my mind for a couple weeks and I am taking this opportunity to tell you what I am thinking. I saw a story on TV that reported you made 50 million dollars in the last year. Does that amaze you?
I am aware that people must ask you for money all the time. Even so, I was wondering if you would be willing to share a bit of that 50 million with some people who really need it. All I need is about $150,000. You can take a tax deduction, I will help some people who need it, and you can go on Oprah and tell her about it. It would be a great photo op for you and you won't even miss that much money. Maybe you could get your friend Drew Barrymore to pitch in. I will even teach you how to paint a wall.
Jesus loves you,
P.S. You are the youngest, thinnest and prettiest person in Hollywood!