Ratface Raccoon: First that human chases me out of the house. I worked long and hard chewing a hole big enough to get in there. She shines a big light in my face and screams at me. She thinks that house is hers.
Sneaky Squirrel: If you had just waited one more day until she was out of town, we ALL could have been in there out of the rain. Poor planning.
Ratface Raccoon: And now, she has boarded me out of the house and is setting the trap and baiting it with food. How stupid does she think I am?
Sneaky Squirrel: We can fix her. Everytime she puts the apple and peanut butter inside the trap, I will go in and get it. I am light enough to not spring the trap, so I will take the apple out, we can lick off the peanut butter and leave the dumb apple.
Ratface Raccoon: hahahahahahahahahahahaha
Sneaky Squirrel: hahahahahahahahahahahaha
Ratface Raccoon: Who is stupid now?