- You like people staring at your heinie?
- You want to prove to the paramedics you are wearing clean underwear?
- You want to prove to your Mother you are wearing clean underwear?
- All of your clothes were burned in a fire and this was donated to you and it is one step better than naked?
- You are wearing it on a dare or bet?
- It looks better than you actual heinie and you are wishful thinking?
What do you think the front looks like?