888-234-5837 The National Do Not Stop Checking to Talk on the Phone to Your Husband When it is My Turn in Line Hotline
888-993-7650 The National Do Not Wait to make Up Your Mind Until You Get to the Counter at McDonald's Because the Menu is the Same in Every Single Store Hotline
888-377-8374 The National Do Not Leave Such a Long Message on My Phone Machine That it Fills The Tape, Leaving No Room for Any Other Messages Hotline
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888-736-3455 The National Do Not Wait Until There are 25 People in the Post Office Line to Close Your Window and Take Lunch Hotline
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