- I'm tired, but I don't want to go to bed
- I can't remember your name, but I can remember all the words to the Green Acres theme song
- I like to write but a structured writing format makes me scream out loud
- I want to lose weight but I don't want to stop eating chocolate pudding
- I like to travel but I hate airports and cannot stand to ride in a car longer than 3 hours
- I am really good at the administrative details but it bores me to tears
This list could go on for days, but my short attention span is putting an end to it right now.