Thanks Dad

Normal Girl: My garage is leaning. How can I fix that?

Dad: No, it isn't.

NG: Look at it, there is a gap at the bottom.

Dad: It is not possible for the garage to lean, it has huge joists. The garage door still works, it is not leaning.

NG: I got out the level and held it to the wall, it is definitely leaning.

Dad: You are seeing things.

NG: Remember that time when you could tell me something and I would believe it just because you told me so?

Dad: {big grin}

NG: That day is long past.

Dad: I could get a chain, hook it to the tree and to the garage and then it would not lean anymore

NG: Thanks Rube Goldberg, but it is leaning toward the tree.

Dad: What's for lunch?

If you know how I can fix this problem (the garage, not the Dad), please tell me,

Normal Girl