Monday, March 8, 2010

The Queen Chapter 2

I have not made up the story yet, but here is the intro page to chapter 2 for the Queen's story. Chapter 1: art, Chapter 2: cupcake...Chapter 3??????

Something will come to me,
Normal Girl

Saturday, March 6, 2010

The Interview

One of YOU, my friends nominated me to be interviewed on bloginterviewer.com this week. I had never heard of it, but it seemed like fun, so I did it. Go here to see it:
http://bloginterviewer.com/randomness/heres-what-i-think-normal-girl
Check it out, they interview lots of bloggers.  Maybe you will find some that are interesting.  
Tell us if you do,
Normal Girl



Friday, March 5, 2010

The Royal Scribe

Some years ago, I was appointed the royal scribe. Duties are light, so tonight I sat to write a royal story. This is the first page. The Queen is wearing a bathing cap that has a tiara on it.

Any ideas for the rest of the story?

Don't tell the Queen, it is a secret,
Normal Girl

Thursday, March 4, 2010

Starving Artist

I received this check today, it is a royalty check for a book I co-wrote with the HumanPinball and Barbara the Magnificent. I know what you are thinking. "That is not very much money to receive each month for royalties on a book!" Well, you would be right, except that is not a monthly check, it is annual!!

Writing a book is not looking all that glamorous now is it? Good thing writing a book is a very creative experience. And, it is fun to see my name as author whenever I write one. And, it is a real blast to google myself and see my books come up.

And, I only wish I would starve a little more,
Normal Girl

Wednesday, March 3, 2010

They Have Come a Long Way Since Hamlet


Pretty amazing culture and community in Denmark. We could learn a few things from them.

I am willing to volunteer to go there to do research, who is going with me?
Normal Girl

Tuesday, March 2, 2010

Gangsta Crafting

I'll bust into your house and I'll decoupage your mama!!!

Warning....don't watch if you don't like the B**** word. It is gangsta after all. If you craft, this will make you howl.

Crafting sure has changed,
Normal Girl

Monday, March 1, 2010

Big Sale!

Announcing a 2 for 1 sale at Normal Girl's Icicle Shop. We have small ones, big ones and extra gigantic ones. Stick 'em in your drinks, stick 'em down your brother's back, hang 'em on your own back porch. Folks, these are grade A authentic natural icicles.

And they are ripping my gutters right off the roof! All icicles must go!


Get 'em while they're hot.....frozen......


Meet a happy customer. This could be you.

Buy now!
Normal Girl
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