Brand Spanking New

Just look at that beauty...my new computer....no finger prints...no crumbs between the keys. ....no scratches. Right now it is great as a paper weight or door stop...it weighs 50 pounds. Don't you hate the new computer set up junk? I worked an hour on it today and I don't have all the right parts. SIGH!

I am going to be so happy when it actually works!

Normal (computer moron) Girl

Your Recommendations?

I have been told by Normal Girl to shop for a new computer. I can use one but I don't want to be responsible for this choice. Neither does she, the slacker. What should I buy?

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